I want to share one of my favorite poems with all of you. I’m just a sentimental fool because every time I think of it, it makes me cry.
There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.
Okay, I know that’s more of a limerick but I still really like it. I don’t even know who wrote it. Probably one of the Bronte sisters.
How do people do it?
How do people have the time to tweet, tumblr, star, heart, have a job, have a husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, and still have time for themselves (to read, watch tv, watch movies etc.)?
I just can’t do it all. Plus I’ve had a bad cold for a week now. I guess I just suck.
Unbelievable!
Okay. There’s this bar a block away from my house that I go to sometimes. It’s nice and the booze is cheap and my cousin Chrissy hangs out there all the time. I’ve met her up there a few times, including my birthday, and I’ve always had a good time. Well, tonight, the bartender, Matt, told her that he fucked me twice. WTF?! This never happened and for the life of me I can’t figure out why he would say such a thing. I’m really floored by this.
Factor into this that there were three other guys trying to get into my pants tonight and I just feel really dirty right now. I know I’m kind of slutty but I have a boyfriend and I was just trying to have a good time with my cuz.
Ugh. Men suck.
I need to be heading off to work, but I just wanted to share this with you. It’s one of the many bruises on my body after falling down some stairs. I’m not even going to tell you where this bruise is located. Just use your imagination.
It’s 7:58, I have to start work shortly and I feel like I have to puke. This is going to be a fun day.
Sorry I haven’t been around (though probably no one noticed) but I’m trying to figure out how to juggle having a job, a boyfriend, and friends, with my internet life. I feel really bad about not being on tumblr more and missing what’s going on in all of your lives. You guys have been there for me when I didn’t have any of those things and I will always appreciate that.
I’ll try to be around more. Love you guys!
