Help! I’m caught in a vicious cycle. I am super tired but I have been up for the last two hours because I have really bad cramps. Taking Aleve would get rid of the cramps but if I take them on an empty stomach I’ll get an even worse stomach ache. I can’t eat breakfast until I’ve showered and gotten dressed. I don’t want to shower and get dressed because I...
I filled quite a few askholes but my mind has suddenly gone blank and I can’t think of anything funny to ask anymore. I’ll see if I have time tomorrow to get on and ask some more questions of you guys but right now I’m crashing hard. Laterz.
I’m totally bored so I’m going to go finger some of your askholes. Wait for it.
So, I have a date tomorrow night. I know it’s kind of weird to have a date in the middle of the week, but I figure since it’s a first date it’ll be a good thing because we can end the night early if we’re having a bad time since he has to work the next day. It’s not like we’re going to have sex anyway because I, of course, got my period today so I’ll have...
I have found the best app ever for my iPhone. It’s called SoundHound and it is so awesome. I don’t even regret the $6.99 I spent on it even though I hate paying for apps and rarely do it. Seriously, check it out. It’s so fun.
I find it really quite sad that most people don’t get that my location on my twitter profile is a song by The Clash. Where did all the cool people go?
Now, a fun story. My cousin Mike who is a lot older than I am (54) has three daughters ages 7-12. They were really little when I left town so they didn’t know me very well when I came back to Milwaukee in May. These girls are really very shy and reserved and don’t talk much to anyone other than one another and their parents. Every time I’ve met them since I’ve been back...
I just took my first sip of wine and now I feel like I have the potential to become human again. Today was unbelievable. First, I walk into my aunt’s house and the person holding the door open for me was my cousin Mark who proceeded to say “Hi cuz! Happy Thanksgiving!” and then started hugging me. This is the same cousin who, on the day of my mother’s funeral 5 years ago,...
I was tricked. My aunt and cousin who disowned me are at my other aunt’s house. I was told they wouldn’t be here. Shit. I don’t know what to do.
I’ve had a crazy day today which involved cleaning, running errands, and shopping. The crowded stores gave me a headache and I was so sleepy all day but now when I should be sleeping I’m actually wide awake and obsessively listening to Rilo Kiley over and over. Especially Science Vs Romance. Just in case you weren’t sure how weird I am.
Now I wish I could take a reply back because it’s stupid. I have no excuse except that it’s late, I’m tired, my contact lens is dry and uncomfortable, I have to pee, I took too much cold medicine, the light was in my eyes, my blood sugar is really low, I forgot my PIN, I have a headache, and the dog ate my homework.
blessyourskankyheart replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday Any guy would be so blessed to have you! I mean.. Hello?! Cartoon voice! So that’s what men are into? I can catch a man with my cartoon voice?
Here’s this week’s truth. I know I make a lot of jokes on twitter about being a stalker, but actually the opposite is true. If I have a crush on someone I act like they don’t exist. If I get rejected by someone I act like it doesn’t bother me because I didn’t really care about them in the first place. To me, pride is more important than anything else so I never let...
I share my birthday with no one...
…however, it looks like Denzel Washington was also born on December 28. I’d be more than willing to share a cake with him and blow out his candle. If you know what I mean. (You see here I am using candle as a euphemism for penis. Was that not clear?)
Has anyone heard from Winona Ryder lately? I had a dream last night that I killed her and I woke up this morning clutching a bloody bag of corn nuts.
National Chocolate Day
December 28. I totally win this!!!
blessyourskankyheart replied to your post: Why is it that people always say “I love you” when… i love you! is it too late? For you? Never! I love you too!!
Why is it that people always say “I love you” when it’s too late?
WARNING: This is the second installment of VivaErotica122 (yes, that’s what I’ve decided to call it. Cute, right?) If you don’t like erotic stories/writing please bypass this post and do not read. I don’t want to offend anyone. _____________________________________________________________ We’re on our way to my aunt’s house for Thanksgiving dinner. This year...