Okay. There’s this bar a block away from my house that I go to sometimes. It’s nice and the booze is cheap and my cousin Chrissy hangs out there all the time. I’ve met her up there a few times, including my birthday, and I’ve always had a good time. Well, tonight, the bartender, Matt, told her that he fucked me twice. WTF?! This never happened and for the life of me I can’t figure out why he would say such a thing. I’m really floored by this.
Factor into this that there were three other guys trying to get into my pants tonight and I just feel really dirty right now. I know I’m kind of slutty but I have a boyfriend and I was just trying to have a good time with my cuz.
Ugh. Men suck.