February 2012
2 posts
I want to share one of my favorite poems with all of you. I’m just a sentimental fool because every time I think of it, it makes me cry.
There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.
Okay, I know that’s more of a limerick but I still really like it. I...
How do people do it?
How do people have the time to tweet, tumblr, star, heart, have a job, have a husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, and still have time for themselves (to read, watch tv, watch movies etc.)?
I just can’t do it all. Plus I’ve had a bad cold for a week now. I guess I just suck.
