I want to share one of my favorite poems with all of you. I’m just a sentimental fool because every time I think of it, it makes me cry. There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it. Okay, I know that’s more of a limerick but I still really like it. I...
How do people do it? How do people have the time to tweet, tumblr, star, heart, have a job, have a husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, and still have time for themselves (to read, watch tv, watch movies etc.)? I just can’t do it all. Plus I’ve had a bad cold for a week now. I guess I just suck.